Whilst we marvel at his strength, speed, stamina, his cast iron will, and
goal scoring, many (myself and swanny) have been pondering whilst watching
his little face....
If he were not in ****tugal, would he infact be knocking on doors of the
elderly under the guise of "cut ya grass missus?", as a cover story for
checking the strength of your front door locks.
Would his mother be found wandering high streets of northern towns
clutching
assorted fauna, mumbling curses to all those who dare not purchase a piece
of "lucky heather"?
Would he be part of a seventeen strong Mercedes driving convoy, leaving
nappies and gas canisters the length and breadth of the country?
As he becomes the new Gazza, one must ponder the question...
Is Wayne Rooney a ****ing s***my Oasis fan or what?
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