D.T.'s Today In History Datebook for July 4th
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People on July 4th: birthdates
Jimmie Rogers: 1915 (is 89 in 2004, 90 in 2005)
Singer, Comedian, Oh Yeah!; vaudeville
Neil Simon: 1927 (is 77 in 2004, 78 in 2005)
Dramatist/Playwright, Screen/Scriptwriter, Jewish, b. in Bronx;
FN:Marvin; Marsha Mason's hubby; Barefoot in the Park, Odd Couple,
Biloxi Blues, California Suite, Goodbye Girl, Plaza Suite, Murder By
Death (Duh!), Chapter Two (of 2?), The Sun****ne Boys; 2x Diane
Lander's
hubby
Bill Watterson: 1958 (is 46 in 2004, 47 in 2005)
ComicStrip Cartoonist, Calvin & Hobbes
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People on July 4th: birth anniversaries
Rube Goldberg: 1883=d.Dec 7, 1970 (was 87)
ComicStrip Cartoonist, Boob McNutt, Mike & Ike, Lucifer Butts; made
the
easy outrageously difficult
Johnny Lee: 1898=d.Dec 12, 1965 (was 67)
Actor, Amos 'n Andy's Algonquin J. Calhoun
Louis Burt Mayer: 1885=d.Oct 29, 1957 (was 72)
Movie Producer, Film Executive, Russian, MGM Co. Co-founder
George Murphy: 1902=d.May 3, 1992 (was 89)
Movie/Stage Actor, Singer, Dancer, Senator, b. in New Haven, CT; 30-
40's movie musicals; song-and-dance man-turned-politician
Alec Templeton: 1910=d.Mar 28, 1963 (was 52)
Jazz Pianist, Satarist, Novelty Singer, Wales, Witty jazz & satrical
numbers
George Trendle: 1884=d.????
Producer, of Radio; Lone Ranger, Green Hornet, Sgt. Preston of The
Yukon
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People on July 4th: death anniversaries
Eva Gabor: 1995 (was 74)/b.Feb 11, 1921
TV/Movie Actress, Pianist, Hungarian, b. in Budapest; PRON:AY-va;
Green
Acres' Lisa Douglas; Zsa Zsa's younger sis; some say 1923, '24, or
'25
Ronny Graham: 1999 (was 79)/b.Aug 26, 1919
Actor, Writer, Comedian, Composer, writer: M*A*S*H, Mary Tyler Moore,
actor: New Bill Cosby Show, Bob Crane Show, Chico & the Man's Rev.
Bemis; Also collaborated with Mel Brooks on such films as ``The
Inquisition,'' ``History of the World, Part I,'' ``Spaceballs'' and
``To Be or Not to Be.''
Vic Perrin: 1989 (was 73)/b.Apr 26, 1916
Actor, Announcer, Narrator, The Outer Limits control voice; also in
Star Trek, Maverick, and Dragnet among others
Sydney Smith: 1928 (was 34)/b.Feb 28, 1894
ComicStrip Cartoonist, The Gumps
Barry White: 2003 (was 58)/b.Sep 12, 1944
Soul Singer, Songwriter, Music Producer, Keyboardist, Arranger,
DEEEEEP
bass singer; wrote "The Harlem Shuffle" for Bob and Earl; hits: I'm
Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby, Never Never Gonna Give You
Up,
Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Babe, You're The First -The Last -My
Everything; led the Love Unlimited Orchestra whose singers sang
background in his records.
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Human Achievement and Science events on July 4th
In 2000, His fa****on sense isn't as elegant as Gucci's, but Roman
Kunikov says his gasoline-powered boots are a step forward in
footwear - as much as 13 feet per stride. Kunikov is one of the
professors at a Russian engineering institute who designed the boots
that were tested in a public square in Ufa, 750 miles southeast of
Moscow. The test showed that wearers can achieve speeds of up to 25
mph, Kunikov said. The boots incor****ate one-foot pistons that strap
along the calf and fire downward after the wearer steps down,
pu****ng
a metal plate away from the bottom of the shoe - and the wearer up
into the air. The shoes weigh about two pounds each, including a
fuel
tank, tiny carburetor, spark plug and wires and pipes. Kunikov said
there have not been any accidents so far.
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Entertainment events on July 4th
In 1999, 5 years ago, In COOPER CITY, Fla: Baseball has produced 15
perfect games in more than 120 years of the major leagues. Now after
19 years Pac-Man has its first. Billy Mitchell, 34, become the first
person to master the video arcade classic when he posted a score of
3,333,360 during the Fourth of July weekend at a New Hamp****re
arcade. "This was the race to the Holy Grail," said Mitchell, an
entrepreneur who runs two South Florida restaurants and markets a
brand of hot sauce. No one ever had played a perfect Pac-Man game
before, said Walter Day, chief scorekeeper for the Twin Galaxies
Intergalactic Score Board and editor of its Official Video Game and
Pinball Book in Fairfield, Iowa. Game experts call the feat a one in
10 billion phenomenon.
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Entertainment-TV events on July 4th
In 1955, "Sid Caesar Presents", TV Variety; debut on NBC.
In 1955, "The Soupy Sales Show" premieres on ABC as a summer
replacement
for "Kukla, Fran & Ollie."
In 1971, "Hogan's Heroes", TV Comedy; last aired on CBS.
In 1975, "The Odd Couple" (TV Comedy) aired for the last time as Felix
Unger returns to his wife, Gloria. Oddly enough in 1975, Jack
Klugman
gets divorced from his real life wife and TV ex-wife, Brett Sommers.
In 1975, Fictional wedding date of The Coneheads. Prymaat weds Beldar
Conehead.
In 1977, while Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman may be taking a summer
vacation, Barth Gimble and the rest of the town are still hard at
work, though not at the local Taco Bell. Instead, they're producing
the most exciting talk show ever to emit from WZAZ-TV -- "Fernwood
2-
Night," a talk show parody designed by Norman Lear to be an equal
op****tunity offender.
In 1984, 20 years ago, "Real People", TV Magazine; last aired on NBC.
In 1997, Today in Late Show w/ Letterman History: Manny the Hippie, who
was discovered by the LATE SHOW when the broadcast visited San
Francisco, talks about his independence on "Independence Day" after
being released from jail.
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Entertainment-Movies events on July 4th
In 1927, The Oswald the Lucky Rabbit film, "Trolley Troubles" premieres
at Criterion Theatre in Los Angeles.
In 1996, the movie "Sgt. Bilko" was released in the movie theaters in
Germany.
In 2001, the movies "Cats and Dogs" and "Scary Movie 2" opened in
theaters in the USA.
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Entertainment-Radio events on July 4th
In 1970, Casey Kasem began counting down the Top 40 hits as "American
Top 40" debut on a Los Angeles radio station with the #1 song "Mama
Told Me Not To Come" by Three Dog Night.
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Arts and Prose events on July 4th
In 1862, Lewis Carroll began inventing the story of Alice in Wonderland
for his friend Alice Pleasance Liddell during a boating trip.
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Music events on July 4th
In 1925, R.C., "Sweet Georgia Brown" hits #1 on the pop singles chart
by
Ben Bernie.
In 1960, R.C., "Alley-Oop" by Dante & The Evergreens peaked at #15 on
the pop singles chart.
In 1976, R.C., "Making Our Dreams Come True (Theme From Laverne &
****rley)" by Cyndi Grecco.
In 1984, 20 years ago, "Weird Al" Yankovic gave a live performance at
Summerfest in Milwaukee, WI; ****tions were broadcast live on radio.
In 1999, 5 years ago, VH-1 aired "Behind The Music: Weird Al Yankovic"
In 2002, 2 years ago, "A Little Less Conversation" by Elvis Presley,
remixed by Junkie X-L, hit number one on the singles chart, 25 years
after Presley's death.
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Music-Rock events on July 4th
In 1964, 40 years ago, "The Little Old Lady (From Pasadena)", by Jan &
Dean entered the Top 40 chart.
In 1976, R.C., "Framed" by Cheech & Chong peaked at #41 on the pop
singles chart.
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Music-Country events on July 4th
In 1964, 40 years ago, "Dang Me", by Roger Miller entered the Top 40
chart.
In 1976, R.C., "Breaker, Breaker" by Outlaws peaked at #94 on the pop
singles chart.
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Music-R and B / Dance events on July 4th
In 1990, The rap group 2 Live Crew releases the single "Banned in the
U.S.A." with the blessing of "Born in the U.S.A." creator Bruce
Springsteen. The song, which racks up 2 million advance orders, is
in
part a response to anti-obscenity groups that have targeted the
rappers.
In 1992, R.C., "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot peaked at #1 on the pop
singles chart and stayed there for five weeks.
In 1992, R.C., "James Brown Is Dead" by L.A. Style peaked at #59 on the
pop singles chart.
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Weird and Other events on July 4th
In 1928, 07 x 04 = 28
In 1993, Pizza Hut blimp deflates & lands safely on W 56th street in
NYC. Someone at Dominos was behind this?
In 2000, Kazutuyo Arai, pencil-slim at 5 feet 6 inches and 100 pounds,
led a Japanese sweep of the annual hot dog eating contest at
Nathan's
in Coney Island. Ari of Saitama, Japan, ate a record 25 hot dogs
during the 12 minute contest.
In 2028, 07 x 04 = 28
In 2401, 07 ^ 04 = 2401
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DR. DEMENTO SHOW SONG ALMANAC
First Time Dr. Demento Played a Song
1976 - Abraham Lincoln phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Adolph Hitler phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Andrew Jackson phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Bicentennial Boogie - Mondo Hotoants (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Campaign Song Medley (Al Smith, Wendell Wilkie, Nixon, Kennedy) - ?
(last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Crazy George Wa****ngton - Rob Barron (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Davy Crockett phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Dixie - Gid Tanner & The Skillet Lickers (last played on
1976-07-04)
1976 - George Wa****ngton phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - God Bless America - Kate Smith (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Happy Birthday U.S.A. - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - I Didn't Raise My Boy To Be A Soldier - Morton Harvey (released
1915, last played on 1991-02-03)
1976 - John Hancock phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - John Q. Public phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Just Like Wa****ngton Crossed The Delaware, General Per****ng Will
Cross The Rhine - Peerless Quartet (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Kingdom Comin' - american music consort (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Me And Grant - Frank Bacon (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - phone calls from history - Bedlam A.C. (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Red Patterson's Piedmont Log Rollers - ? (last played on
1976-07-04)
1976 - Robert E. Lee phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Sitting Bull phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - That's The Spirit - Harry "The Hipster" Gibson (last played on
1976-07-04)
1976 - Ulysses S. Grant phone call - ? (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - Wa****ngton At Valley Forge - Jim Kweskin (last played on
1976-07-04)
1976 - What Are You Squawking About? - Carson Robison (last played on
1995-06-04)
1976 - Yankee Doodle Never Went To Town - Joe Venuti (last played on
1976-07-04)
1976 - A Hundred Years From Now - Carson Robison (last played on
1976-07-04)
1976 - The Ballad of Davy Crockett - Fess Parker / Television Themes: 16
Most Requested Songs / Television's Greatest Hits, Vol. 4 (last played on
1976-07-04)
1976 - The Battle Of New Orleans - Jimmy Driftwood (last played on
1983-07-03)
1976 - The Boston Tea Party - Jimmy Dorsey (last played on 1976-07-04)
1976 - The Days Of '49 - Jules Allen (last played on 1976-07-04)
1982 - Benny's From Heaven - Eddie Jefferson (last played on 1994-08-14)
1982 - Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic / Dr. Demento 25th Anniversary
Collection / Retail Comedy at Wholesale Prices (last played on 2004-01-05)
1982 - I Wish I Was a Single Girl Again - Lulubelle & Scotty (last played
on 1990-08-12)
1982 - Mr. Wizard and Timmy - Stevens & Grdnic / Retail Comedy at
Wholesale Prices (last played on 2002-02-03)
1982 - Music For Boys - Suburbs (last played on 1982-07-04)
1982 - Nicholas - Kenneth Rexroth (last played on 1982-07-04)
1982 - Papa-Oom-Mow-Wow - The Rivingtons / Box of Funny Wacky Favorites /
Rubber Biscuits & Ramma Lama Ding Dongs: Doo Wop for Kids (last played on
1982-07-04)
1982 - Short Mort - Carole King (last played on 1982-07-04)
1982 - Ugly Men's Clothing - Stevens & Grdnic / Retail Comedy at Wholesale
Prices (last played on 1986-07-27)
1982 - The Beverly Hills Telephone Directory - Bob McFadden & Dor (last
played on 1982-07-04)
1982 - The Humphrey Bogart Rhumba - Freddy Martin (last played on
1982-07-04)
1993 - Perofessional - The Capitol Steps (last played on 1993-07-04)
1993 - Sound Off - The Capitol Steps / The Joy Of Sax (last played on
1993-07-04)
1993 - Telephone Tag - The Radio Pirates (last played on 1993-07-04)
1993 - (Be Kind to Your Web-Footed Friends) - ? (last played on
1993-07-04)
1999 - Albuquerque - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With Scissors (last
played on 2000-01-09)
1999 - Box Of Wine - Darryl Cherney / White Tribal Music (last played on
1999-07-04)
1999 - Flaming Youth - The Mitchell Trio (released 1967, last played on
1999-07-04)
1999 - Germs - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With Scissors (last played on
2000-04-09)
1999 - Oh Pretty Beer - The Happy Schnapps Combo / Beer Muscle (last
played on 1999-09-19)
1999 - Paul Revere - Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks / The Complete 2000 Year Old
Man (last played on 1999-07-04)
1999 - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With
Scissors (last played on 2003-08-18)
1999 - Truck Drivin' Song - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With Scissors
(last played on 2004-07-04)
1999 - The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With Scissors / Dr.
Demento's Hits From Outer Space (last played on 2002-12-29)
2004 - Cicadas - The Dan Orr Project (last played on 2004-07-04)
2004 - Filbert The Frog - Pinto Colvig (last played on 2004-07-04)
2004 - Hey Spidey! - Whimsical Will (last played on 2004-07-04)
2004 - Let's Eat Cheese Mama - Buddy Holly Cheesehead (last played on
2004-07-04)
2004 - Pukin' In The Parkin' Lot - ****k & The Havana Ducks (last played on
2004-07-04)
2004 - Rodeohead - Hard 'n Phirm (last played on 2004-07-04)
2004 - Ronnie Talk to Russia - Prince (released 1981, last played on
2004-07-04)
2004 - Stoneage Woo - Nervous Norvus (last played on 2004-07-04)
2004 - Voter Registration Rag - Arlo Guthrie (last played on 2004-07-04)
First Time a Funny Five Song Was Played
1976 - Bicentennial Boogie - Mondo Hotoants (first hit the Funny Five on
1976-07-04)
1982 - Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic / Dr. Demento 25th Anniversary
Collection / Retail Comedy at Wholesale Prices (first hit the Funny Five
on 1982-09-12)
1982 - Mr. Wizard and Timmy - Stevens & Grdnic / Retail Comedy at
Wholesale Prices (first hit the Funny Five on 1984-02-05)
1999 - Albuquerque - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With Scissors (first
hit the Funny Five on 1999-07-25)
1999 - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With
Scissors (first hit the Funny Five on 1999-08-01)
1999 - The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With Scissors / Dr.
Demento's Hits From Outer Space (first hit the Funny Five on 1999-07-04)
First Time a Song Reached the Funny Five
1976 - Pos.4. Bicentennial - Loudon Wainwright III (first played
1976-03-28)
1976 - Pos.5. Bicentennial Boogie - Mondo Hotoants (first played
1976-07-04)
1976 - Pos.1. Yankee Doodle - Piper's Gap Ramblers (first played
1975-09-21)
1993 - Pos.5. Psycho - Jack Kittel / Larger Than Life (released 1974,
first played 1978-03-19)
1993 - Pos.2. A Trip to Jurassic Park - Whimsical Will / Cutting Up w/
Whimsical Will CD: Summer Movie Adventures (first played 1993-06-27)
1999 - Pos.5. Like "Pink" But Not Quite - The Dan Orr Project / Wish You
Were Beer / Dorkness On The Edge Of Town (released 1998, first played
1999-06-06)
1999 - Pos.1. The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With
Scissors / Dr. Demento's Hits From Outer Space (first played 1999-07-04)
2004 - Pos.4. The Spongy Dance - the great Luke Ski (first played
2004-06-20)
First Time a #1 Funny Five Song Was Played
1999 - The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With Scissors / Dr.
Demento's Hits From Outer Space (first hit #1 on 1999-07-04)
First Time a Song Reached #1 on the Funny Five
1976 - Pos.1. Yankee Doodle - Piper's Gap Ramblers (first played
1975-09-21)
1982 - Pos.1. Harry's Jock Strap - Dickie Goodman / Dickie Goodman's
Greatest Fables / My Son the Copycat (released 1962, first played
1981-06-21)
1999 - Pos.1. The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With
Scissors / Dr. Demento's Hits From Outer Space (first played 1999-07-04)
All The Times a Song Reached #1
1976 - Pos.1. Yankee Doodle - Piper's Gap Ramblers (appearance #1)
1982 - Pos.1. Harry's Jock Strap - Dickie Goodman / Dickie Goodman's
Greatest Fables / My Son the Copycat (appearance #1)
1993 - Pos.1. Da Turdy Point Buck - Bananas at Large / Da Turdy Point Buck
(appearance #3)
1999 - Pos.1. The Saga Begins - "Weird Al" Yankovic / Running With
Scissors / Dr. Demento's Hits From Outer Space (appearance #1)
2004 - Pos.1. Harry's Wand - Steve Goodie / Pottered Meat (appearance #3)
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FRIGGIN HERE SHOW SONG ALMANAC
First Time Friggin Here Played a Song
1997 - An Axl Christmas - The Sponge Awareness Foundation / Delusions of
Competence (last played on 2001-12-15)
1997 - Bite Me (Hard) - Jim Infantino / More Songs About Me (last played
on 1997-11-15)
1997 - Can You Dig It? - Jerry Samuels (a/k/a Napoleon XIV) / The Second
Coming (last played on 2002-04-20)
1997 - Cold Pizza For Breakfast - Christine Lavin / Future Fossils (last
played on 1997-07-04)
1997 - Get Drunk With Dignity - Tim Cavanagh / Sounds Like Fun (last
played on 2002-06-08)
1997 - Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones / Gridlock Christmas / Holidays
in Dementia (last played on 2001-12-22)
1997 - Happy Whatever You're Having - Therapy Sisters / Codependent
Christmas (last played on 2002-02-16)
1997 - Johnny Colorado - Malone & Nootcheez (last played on 1999-08-14)
1997 - Love of Grass - Conception Cor****ation (last played on 1997-07-04)
1997 - My First Drink - Faust & Lewis / We Must Be Crazy (last played on
2000-11-11)
1997 - No Cows Allowed - Richard Goldman (last played on 1997-07-04)
1997 - Red Lighter District - Double Exposure (last played on 1998-06-06)
1997 - Smoking - Wally Pleasant / Welcome to Pleasantville (last played on
2001-07-07)
1997 - Sneakers - Gideon Freudmann (last played on 2002-05-11)
1997 - Some People Are Stupid - George Carlin (last played on 1997-08-22)
1997 - Tourettes Syndrome Announcement - Lester McFwap's Carnival of Vomit
/ Visual Humor (last played on 1997-07-04)
1997 - Was There - Bob & Ray (last played on 1997-07-04)
1997 - What This Country Needs - Proctor & Bergman (last played on
1997-07-04)
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THIS DAVE IN HISTORY (David Letterman)
In 1977, One of Dave's first appearances on national television is as a
guest panelist on the syndicated "The Gong Show." Two years later, he's
guest-hosting The Tonight Show for the sixth time.
In 1994, Dave broadcasts his first new July 4th program since his morning
show in 1980. Tonight's lineup: Fireworks! by the Grucci brothers outside,
and a patriotic rendition of "I Love the Fourth of
July" by Richard Simmons. Calvert DeForrest comes onstage as "Barbara
Streisand" and sings "Memories."
In 1994, Dave takes a cue card from Tony Mendez, re-reads a joke and then
has the joke on the cue card passed around the audience.
In 1994, Top Ten Reasons the U.S. Is the Best Country on Earth - 1. Life,
liberty, and Oprah.
In 1996, "4th of July Extravagnza" Graphic.
In 1996, CBS Mailbag: (1) Dave in a comic book; (2) Dave watches Bruce
Willis do a striptease? (3) A Late Show page is Marv Albert, who does
three s****ts bloopers; (4) "Neil Diamond" (Calvert) sings
"America", with balloons, confetti, etc. [Is that where Will Ferrell got
the idea for the impersonation?]
In 1996, Dave sends audience members to the roof of the Empire State
Building to display the U.S. flag.
In 1996, Kids Tell Jokes: (1) odd frog joke; (2) "European" joke; (3)
"fungi" joke; (4) Arkansas joke.
In 1996, Top Ten Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square.
In 1996, Top Ten Top Ten Fourth of July Movies Playing in Times Square -
2. Don't Shoot Until You See the Whites of Their Thighs.
In 1997, CBS Mailbag: (1) "Celebrities and Their Crimes" chart; (2)
"writing for Dave" video; (3) song from the CD "Late Show stagehands sing
songs from the Late Show"--Kenny and Patt sing "Letters"
:) ; (4) Dave bites Tom Arnold's ear.
In 1997, For the second year in a row, Dave sends audience members from
San Francisco to the Empire State Building to display the U.S. flag.
In 1997, Hard to decide who's tonight's freakier guest - Manny the Hippie,
fresh from jail, or Chinese acrobat Fang Fang.
In 1997, Live Grucci Fireworks, some of which are actually fun to watch.
Dave: "At a meeting, almost any idea sounds feels great."
In 1997, PBA Bowler Nelson Burton, Jr. sits in with the band.
In 1997, Top Ten Fourth of July Movies Shown in Times Square -
Skindependence Day.
In 2000, "Late Show Liberty Dancers" do the same short dance twice, and
again (later) with sparklers. Dave wants dancers every night. Also, Dave
has a red, white, and blue tie. Earlier (tape), at the
Late Show Company Barbeque on 53rd street, letter carriers add mail to the
bonfire.
In 2000, Anna Kournikova Play of the Day: she inspects her racket.
In 2000, Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope. Paul is also wearing red,
white, and blue. Paul and Maria have nothing. Fireworks (3): Rain of Fire
and Barbarian Blast. Sponsor: Plastic Party Forks
("They're Bendable and Patriotic").
In 2000, Guest seven-year-old actress Sky McCole Bartusiak, preceded by
the National Hollerin' Champions: (1) Jessica Hall (distress, cow, pig,
mule), (2) Ginger McComb (grandchildren call), and (3)
Kevin Jasper (old-timey call).
In 2000, Jerry Bostocky from Phantom Fireworks in Alabama is on the phone;
he sets off fireworks all night long: (1) Pyro Pandemonium goes on a while,
(2) Phantom Wolfpack Maximum Load Firecracker,
(3) below.
In 2000, Top Ten Punch Lines to Founding Father Dirty Jokes: #7. "That
ain't no musket, but keep looking for the trigger".
In 2002, CBS Orchestra trumpet-boy Al "Chez-The Chezman" Cheznovitz
marries, the ceromony taking place in the Grand Canyon. Wow, I hope they
have a great wedding/holiday celobration!
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