Dear Mr. Dylan,
I am so madly in love with you. It makes me glow all over.
I look at your pictures, and you just drive me wild.
I want to look at you.
I want to stroke your hair. (what? too creepy? lol)
I want to kiss your cheek.
I want to put my arms around you and give you a hug.
I want to caress your hands.
I want to kiss you on the mouth, and shove my tongue down your throat.
lol
I want to jump on top of you and growl and bark like a dog. lol
I want to turn you over and pull down your pants and slap your tushy
and punish you for being a rock star.
I want to get really mad at you right now, and tell you I hate you,
you are the meanest man in the whole world for making me love you.
I want to blow my brains out because you are making me crazy.
I want you to call me right now, or I am going to lose my mind.
I have to go, because I hate you.
Good-bye.
Love,
Rachel :(
