Dear Mr. Dylan,
Do you have a *****?
I mean, I really like you, I swear to G-d, I want to be with you more
than anything else in the whole wide world.....
But if you don't have a *****, I'm afraid that's a deal breaker.
Please write back and let me know.
You can even post your answer here in my blog.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Rachel Ben-Levi